If you don't know how to do it

Now there's a sight you don't see very often. It's not unheard of for people to be walking down the road chatting loudly to themselves - even less unusual in these modern times of hands-free mobiles, or indeed mobiles at all - but I've never before seen someone being dragged by an invisible dog at the same time.

Additional bloggery: I blame Ned. We have a jar of cayenne pepper. So I assume the other, unmarked jar of red powder is paprika. No it isn't - it's more cayenne. Supper is going to hurt. Twice.