Black shadows are following closely

Checklist:

We have:
a) a large box of bananana skins in various sizes
b) Several bottles of bananana puree
c) Five boxes (one badly damaged, with some of the contents embuggered - how much force does it take to bend 5mm tough steel?) of bananana-stuffing equipment
d) A deeveedee about How To Stuff Banananas
e) One insurance cover note so the garage can tax the new car
f) One old monitor
g) One overfilled hallway

We haven’t got:
a) The new-style log book to part-exchange our old car (backlog at DVLA)
b) The exchange monitor that should have arrived yesterday

Result: indigestion and nightmares.