Have a banana, have a whole bunch

I'm not usually a particularly hungry person, although I can't go for hours without eating something; even if it's only a cup of tea it's important that I don't go for too long without something in my tummy. But for the past few days I've been almost perpetually ravenous, and I fear I may be about to balloon. Sandwiches, peanuts, buns, chocolate, fruit, yogurt, cheese, cold meat - I'm not fussed what it is, but I must eat. Mind you, Abernethy biscuits with a Best Before date of 30th May 04 aren't my favourite - but they're better than nothing. Now, where did I see those waffer-theen meents?